Malaysian Today hijacked

Word has just come out that Malaysian Today's Issue 361, due to land on 9 June, is being hijacked in midair by renegade mass communications students from IACT College Petaling Jaya.

These students claim to espouse a concept called "Blast from the Past". No word has been received about intended stories for this issue but the terrorists are demanding topics like:

 

- The Meaning of Vintage

- Promiscuity

- Football vs futsal

- And I watched my friends turn into zombies!

We should warn concerned readers of Malaysian Today that when the final product lands it might just be unrecognizable. Loyal readers are advised to watch your usual source of Malaysian Today supplies for its eventual arrival and to be prepared!