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Archived from February 21-27, 2008 MALAYSIAN TODAY

 Humourous Hottie

Get her where you want with a killer sense of humour…

 WOMEN love men with a sense of humour. You may have average looks but if you can make her laugh, you’re a step ahead of the good-looking guy with the humour of a rock. Be careful of what kind of humour you use though, the trick is to be humorously charming… not slapstick stupid.

Wait for it… A good comedian knows that delivery is very important. Your timing must be good otherwise your jokes will fall flat. A good way of using the pause is right before you say something really silly. Sometimes a moment can be lightened by a pause… followed by a silly answer. Example

Girl: My new shoes are killing me! Guy: (Pause with thoughtful look) The last time I wore heels, they hurt too!

Innuendos

A woman loves naughty banter just like any guy does… as long as it doesn’t get offensive. Using double

entendres lets her know that you have a sense of humor and that you find her attractive.Example

Girl: (After dinner) It’s time to go home. Guy: I don’t think I know you well enough. It also works as false Freudian slip. Awesome.

Make fun, not war

Tease her in a way that will make her feel special. It usually works best if you point out something that is unique to her; a habit or characteristic so she knows that you notice her. Don’t make fun of a physical eature though, that will get you shot down quickly… guaranteed. “You always push your fringe back when you’re thinking… that’s so cute!” and not, “You have a funny nose.” Get it?

A little cocky

Push her buttons a little by being just a teensy-weensy bit arrogant. If she compliments you, act like you hear it all the time and accept it with a cheeky grin. If she says you sing well, tell her you are aware of it and proceed to sing to her. You get the picture. Humour is the best tool that you can have in your ‘getting- the-ladies’ kit. Although some other factors play a role, with humour you have one foot in the door already. Be funny and charming and watch her fall under your spell.